Monday, April 19, 2010

We Interrupt This Blog for This Important Message

Dear Mr. Jamie Oliver,

You are so stinky adorable.  I love your fun hair.  I love your accent.  I love your trucker style hats.  I love that half the time you eat with your fingers.  I love watching your Food Revolution program.

BUT, can you please tell my children it’s OK to eat pizza every now and then.  Seriously!  And while your at it can you inform them that if their choice at McDonald’s is a hamburger or chicken nuggets, that chicken nuggets is the better choice.  They used to always choose chicken until your lovely chicken nugget experiment. 

I have somehow managed to teach my children that veggies are not optional.  Not only do they eat them, they request them.  If we have spaghetti and I forgot to get the salad out there are questions. 

What I would like you to teach them is that there isn’t dessert after every meal.  This is one thing that no matter how many times I tell them they refuse to listen.  This very morning my daughter asked “what’s for dessert” after breakfast!  They do not get dessert after every meal nor do they get it after breakfast but they still ask and it’s getting really annoying. 

One other thing before we go…If parents are so outraged by school lunches why don’t they make their kids lunch?  I grew up brown bagging it, my kids brown bag it, and we are still alive to tell the tell.  I don’t feel it is the school’s job to feed my child, they are there to learn. 

Thanks,

Shawna

4 comments:

Eliza said...

I keep meaning to catch that show, and then I just forget. It looks good though. No dessert after breakfast? What kind of Mom are you? (My kids had ice cream for breakfast, twice this week without my knowledge or permission!)

I love it that your kids request veggies. That is some GREAT parenting right there! Good job!

陳順銓Chen,Shun-Chuan said...

雜種胡錦濤、江澤民的父母也是禽獸
These Chinese who are bloodier, dirtier, more depraved than the Japanese military during the rape of Nanking in World War II have stepped over their countless innocent victims. Don’to be fooled because China is extremely low class: they are not human. Using technology China has infiltrated all places in this world utilizing inhumane methods to terrorize innocent laborers and establishing a stable of their demons (politicians, reporters) who slaughter throughout the free world.

Are you aware that the news you are watching is interlaced with Communist China's propaganda,as
Communist China maps a realm of news with innocent lives?
Communist China is scheming a millennial terrorist activity by manipulating people's behaviors
through "electromagnetic waves" to contain criticism and harm innocent human lives.

1. The anomaly in community traffic of cars and motorcycles and drag racing,and reckless honking by
cars and motorcycles is exceeding an unprecedented level.
2. Communist China has the technology to scan the human brain waves through military satellite and
to discern and decipher their thoughts,scheming to instill individual interference focusing on
each individual in need using the satellite "electromagnetic waves".
3. Deploying "electromagnetic waves" is poised to project onto the human brain with certain
sounds for the perception of grossly traumatizing or startling pain,or deploying the broadcast
of noise via electromagnetic waves in sleeping humans with edited clips of films or through
voice or image signals onto our brains or besiege our sensory functions with fabricated
audible and sensory illusions.

侵腦崛起「比二戰日軍屠殺強暴更禽獸下賤」中國豬

災難國難,小心中國遠距讀心侵腦的恐怖暴行活動
禽獸當道,現代的中國人你要小心他們極沒人性的一面
希特勒變英雄-小心中國變了共產黨變了的大謊言
小心中國恐怖地控制你情緒、思想、行為、觀念、人格、感覺不要因為不知道很簡單就被中國豬給陷害了

人類浩劫,讀心侵腦崛起極下賤殘暴的中國,被政府、電視媒體(例如tvbs)睜眼說瞎話、漠視的中國大暴行,侵腦極殘暴中國豬大規模侵略世界對可能數億手無寸鐵平民施工、恐怖活動、顛覆、極暴力濫虐、大屠殺、在自由世界養賣國賊恐怖組織(政客記者

這些魔鬼大陸解放軍和江澤民、胡錦濤他們的父母也是禽獸

您正經歷人類重大災難的轉捩點,希望您有勇氣為下一代選擇正義。
陳順銓Chen,Shun-Chuan
Taiwan
http://blog.udn.com/abn2739
http://blog.nownews.com/abn2739

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