You clean house all day long on a Saturday.
Since both kids are home all day they mess up the house as fast as you can clean.
You do all the laundry in the house.
On the last load you ask your son to switch out the laundry from washer to dryer.
He hands you the house phone and say's at least the phone will be clean.
How does this happen????
Monday morning at 7:30 a construction worker knocks on your door to tell you they are turning your water off for a few hours to do some work on the city's pipes.
You run to brush your teeth.
You run out the door to take the kids to school (running late) and buckle your daughter into her car seat and when you shut the door you notice a huge hole in the street right in front of your driveway.
The construction workers see your look of angst and say I think you can make it out over here if you angle the car just right.
You reply, No I can't, but maybe you can.
The construction worker asks, would you like me to back your car out?
You reply with a resounding YES.
The construction worker backs your car out with your two kids in back and you kind of freak out a little bit as he drives on your lawn in order to avoid falling in the huge hole in the street.
What???? They couldn't have asked me to move my car when they told me they were turning off my water????
Your daughter eats some soup for lunch that contains beans.
She tell you there is something stuck in her mouth and thinks it is like a popcorn shell.
You tell her it is probably some skin from a bean.
She says I can't live like this.
You tell her to use her finger and get it out.
She gags and then says I really can't live like this.
You tell her to take a drink and swish it around and it should come loose.
She does and then says it's a good thing because there's no way I could live like that.
You die laughing.
Why are little kids so stinking funny????